We have the Ten Commandments, the Five Precepts of Buddhism, the Kashrut of Judaism, the Sharia of Islam, the Mormon Word of Wisdom, the Eight Beatitudes, the seven spiritual works of mercy, the seven corporal works of mercy, and now the nine principles of Glenn Beck's We Surround Them movement. Perhaps Beck is a bit out of his league in comparison to the founders of the world's major religions, but his zealotry and that of his prophet Chuckabee Norris, once the disciple of Mike Huckabee, are unrivaled in the annals of religious lunacy.
Let's take a look at the guiding principles of Beck's new religion, which will be unveiled this Friday following a PR blitz that would have been the envy of Abraham, who only had God's help in rolling out his religion, and not the geniuses in Fox's advertising department.
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